I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
I wonder what it feels like to have a guy actually care about you and want to be with you
when i was 9 i googled “penis” on my moms computer and then i felt so guilty about it for like a week so i started crying really hard and told her about it and she laughed for like 10 minutes
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
a “chili sauce river”
The red scare
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.